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Sky Mall

by Headsnack

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Everybody knows and loves the great big mall in the sky. Now you can rejoice in a head-banging humor fest featuring witty wordplay and beats that are what happens when hiphop fks dubstep in the earhole.

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Attention passengers, please stow electronics
or your Angry Birds might crash into the pilot!
Silence Vagabonds! Or you'll get the cattle-prod
It's time to take it back to analog.
You can sit there like a bump on a log
or grab that catalog and tag a long.
30,000 feet living high on the hog
I'm a Sky Mall rebel without a cause!
I need a dishwasher safe remote control
with anti-microbial protection from mold.
I need a Rosetta Stone to hone my Espanol
and plantar faciitis orthotic sandals!
I need a Turkish bathrobe to go with my hand-sewn
Mongolian moccasins
The Sky Mall has all of the flyest inventions
since Eli Whitney's Cotton Gin!

They have stuff and there is no reason why
I feel the need that I just can't wait to buy
Now everytime I just can't wait to fly
I'm going to the great big mall in the sky

They have stuff and there is no reason why
I feel the need that I just can't wait to buy
Now everytime I just can't wait to fly
I'm going to the great big mall in the sky

When I say Sky, you say "Mall". Sky ---- Sky----
When I say I want it, you say "all". I want it --- I want it ---

If happiness is more material objects
I need a life-size Egyptian sarcophagus cabinet,
a 12 pocket jacket with rip-off sleeves
I need Neat Receipt and Soda Stream
the precious one ring, a Harry Potter wand
to go with my anti-bulging strapless bra,
a Big Foot bashful Yeti tree sculpture,
I need an armadillo beverage holder!
I want it all strictly for the convenience
and even though beauty comes from within
I need microderm abrasion treatment
to achieve a radiant, younger looking skin
I need a hybrid digi-analog watch
with a tide and moon graph and resistance to shock,
a 33 in 1 golf club with 33 lofts
and I need it all before this plane takes off!

They have stuff and there is no reason why
I feel the need that I just can't wait to buy
Now everytime I just can't wait to fly
I'm going to the great big mall in the sky

They have stuff and there is no reason why
I feel the need that I just can't wait to buy
Now everytime I just can't wait to fly
I'm going to the great big mall in the sky

Great big mall in the sky (repeat)

I bought a voice activated R2D2
on my flight to Machu Pichu
I need an electric blue cork screw,
thermometer fork and assorted BBQ tools.
I bought a wine glass holder neckless
to rest this wine on my solar plexus
Star Trek this pizza cutter
George Carver this peanut butter
is not in the mall, cuz airborne allergens
is death from above like Airforce Falcons
Rapscallion Headsnack,
out to make Warren Buffet duckets with a muppet and a beard-cap
Fact, Yankee stadium bleachers
can sit two-feet tall meerkat creatures
I need Tweaker lighted mini-speakers
to dance with my gravity defying sneakers

They have stuff and there is no reason why
I feel the need that I just can't wait to buy
Now everytime I just can't wait to fly
I'm going to the great big mall in the sky

They have stuff and there is no reason why
I feel the need that I just can't wait to buy
Now everytime I just can't wait to fly
I'm going to the great big mall in the sky

credits

released July 16, 2012
Produced by Headsnack. Cuts by DJ Sykopath.

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Hip Hop cyber-pirate from the future spraying intelligent songs that mock humanity while implanting infectious ear worms. Help spread this virus on your mobile devices & be sure to search YouTube for Headsnack! Like us @ Facebook.com/headsnack & follow @headsnack. ... more

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