Antisocial Networking

by Headsnack

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The more friends you have online, the less you have in real life. Check out the video and help spread the virus: youtu.be/MgUj6SrjQhE

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Take a look at my Facebook!
Take a look a MySpace-suit
I'm so lucky, I've got so many friends!
They love my kids and they love my wife.
They want to peer inside my life.
Thank you social network sites, I'm cool...yeah!

What an amazing time to be alive
We no longer have to talk and can text while we drive
Who cares that it impairs more than driving while high
So look down to type and text until you wreck yourself and die!
The more friends you have online
the less you have in real life
No wonder schools are teaching how to type and not handwrite
Gen-Y has no time to socialize
'cause their only connection to the outside is a website!
Hermits unite with the trolls of the night
Craft your Wars and explore your Secondlife
Then tweet to twits and pretend they give an ish
Your friendlist is really just the people you've met
All acquantances with whom now you wanna connect
so bad you never call 'em you just send 'em a text
and feel validated when you get a friend-request
and event invitation and friends you suggest

Take a look at my Facebook
Take a look at MySpace-suit
I'm not a loser and I don't have to pretend
They care about me oh so much
It's why we decided to stay in touch
I'm so glad we rode the bus to school...yeah!

Save your breath, end all human interaction
until Chris Hansen shows up with a transcript of your chatroom
complete with pictures from my sister's Flckr
It's sicker than following Gary Glitter's babysitter's Twitter
I'm just a bitter hypocritical cyber-pirate
using Facebook to promote this in hopes that you will buy this!
So spread this virus on your mobile devices
until you and two million others "Like This" cause for crisis.
Type this til you get arthritis
and update your status as if it matters when reality is lifeless
because your insecurities and your lonliness
compromises your safety and exposes your phobias.

Take a look at my Facebook!
Take a look a MySpace-suit
I'm so lucky, I've got so many friends!
They love my kids and they love my wife.
They want to peer inside my life.
Thank you social network sites, I'm cool...yeah!

Take a look at my Facebook
Take a look at MySpace-suit
I'm not a loser and I don't have to pretend
They care about me oh so much
It's why we decided to stay in touch
I'm so glad we rode the bus to school...yeah!

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released March 6, 2012
Copyright Headsnack, Inc. 2012
Headsnack Music (BMI)

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Headsnack New York, New York

Hip Hop cyber-pirate from the future spraying intelligent songs that mock humanity while implanting infectious ear worms. Help spread this virus on your mobile devices & be sure to search YouTube for Headsnack! Like us @ Facebook.com/headsnack & follow @headsnack. ... more

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