Take a look at my Facebook! Take a look at my spacesuit! I'm so lucky, I've got so many friends! They love my kids and they love my wife. They want to peer inside my life. Thank you social network sites, I'm cool.
What an amazing time to be alive, We no longer have to talk and can text while we drive, Who cares that it impairs more than driving while high? So look down to type and text until you wreck yourself and die! The more friends you have online, the less you have in real life No wonder schools are teaching how to type and not handwrite, Gen-I has new ways to socialize,
And it’s all about likes until the dopamine spikes! Hermits unite with the trolls of the night, Craft your Wars and explore your Second Life, Then tweet to twits and pretend they give an ish, Your friend list is really just the people you've met, All acquaintances with whom now you wanna connect so bad you never call 'em you just send 'em a text, and feel validated when you get a friend request, and event invitation and friends you suggest.
Take a look at my Facebook! Take a look at my spacesuit! I'm not a loser and I don't have to pretend! They care about me oh so much, It's why we decided to stay in touch, I'm so glad we rode the bus to school.
Save your breath, end all human interaction until Chris Hansen shows up with a transcript of your chatroom, Complete with pictures from my sister's Flickr, It's sicker than following Gary Glitter's babysitter's Twitter, I'm just a bitter hypocritical cyber-pirate, using Facebook to promote this in hopes that you will buy this! So spread this virus on your mobile devices, until you and two million others "like this" cause for crisis, Type this ‘til you get arthritis and update your status as if it matters when reality is lifeless, Because your insecurities and your loneliness compromises your safety and exposes your phobias.
Hip Hop cyber-pirate from the future spraying intelligent songs that mock humanity while implanting infectious ear worms.
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