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Kombucha

from Secret Handshake by Headsnack

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Now here's a little story about a scoby
given to me from the tea of a yogi
who told me the daughter is the mother's trophy
a symbiotic colony/ probiotic ecology/
symbolic of no antibiotics/ it combats acidity & raises alkalinity
Kombucha, packing more punch than a bazooka
its why Headsnack's a home brewer

I put the water in the pot make it hot
The bubbles pop & tea bags drop!
Steep it deep until it's concentrated
Then remove the teabags after you drain them
Pour some sugar, organic cane mix
& mix & add cold water
then add your scoby daughter
cover with a cloth
in 3 weeks bottle up the broth

Kombucha! rock it like a turbo booster
cockadoodle do ya like a rooster
Stock raised like you praised the buddha, hallelujah for
Kombucha! rock it like a turbo booster
cockadoodle do ya like a rooster
Stock raised like you praised the buddha, hallelujah for

2nd VERSE:
Cheers! This demented, fermented elixir
add it to my vodka as the healthiest mixer,
get your Yin Yang fix,
it's detox on the rocks for the hipsters & beatniks
This effervescent, pleasant drink of sweet tea
all begins with scoby, a symbiotic colony
of bacteria & yeast, the obi wan Kenobi of the far east
Kombucha originated from Manchuria
staked its claim and made all drinks inferior
drinking juice of living bacteria
gives you gut health and a svelte exterior
it's delirium how this serum brings theorem
it's beer's healthy cousin, protecting your interior
Booch got the street buzzing, so start chugging
this hooch for health & self-loving

Chorus reprise

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from Secret Handshake, released October 5, 2018
Written and produced by Headsnack
Sarah on vocals

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