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Skymall (Remastered)

from Secret Handshake by Headsnack

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Attention passengers, please stow electronics,
or your Angry Birds might crash into the pilot!
Silence vagabonds! Or you'll get the cattle-prod,
It's time to take it back to analog,
You can sit there like a bump on a log
or grab that catalog and tag along,
30,000 feet living high on the hog,
I'm a Sky Mall rebel without a cause!
I need a dishwasher-safe remote control
with anti-microbial protection from mold,
I need a Rosetta Stone to hone my Español,
and plantar fasciitis orthotic sandals!
I need a Turkish bathrobe to go with my hand-sewn
Mongolian moccasins,
The Sky Mall has all of the flyest inventions
since Eli Whitney's Cotton Gin!

[Chorus]:
They have stuff and there is no reason why,
I feel the need that I just can't wait to buy,
Now every time I just can't wait to fly,
I'm going to the great big mall in the sky!

[Repeat chorus]

When I say Sky, you say "Mall". Sky ---- Sky----
When I say I want it, you say "all". I want it --- I want it ---

Sky Mall:
[Verse #2: Headsnack}:
If happiness is more material objects,
I need a life-size Egyptian sarcophagus cabinet,
a twelve-pocket jacket with rip-off sleeves,
I need Neat Receipt and SodaStream!
The Precious One ring, a Harry Potter wand
to go with my anti-bulging strapless bra,
a Bigfoot bashful Yeti tree sculpture,
I need an armadillo beverage holder!
I want it all strictly for the convenience,
and even though beauty comes from within,
I need microdermabrasion treatment
to achieve a radiant, younger-looking skin,
I need a hybrid digi-analog watch
with a tide and moon graph and resistance to shock,
a 33-in-1 golf club with 33 lofts,
and I need it all before this plane takes off!

[Chorus]:
They have stuff and there is no reason why,
I feel the need that I just can't wait to buy,
Now every time I just can't wait to fly,
I'm going to the great big mall in the sky!






Sky Mall:

[Verse #3: Headsnack]:
I bought a voice activated R2D2
on my flight to Machu Pichu,
I need an electric blue corkscrew,
thermometer fork and assorted BBQ tools,
I bought a wine-glass holder necklace
to rest this wine on my solar plexus,
Star Trek this pizza-cutter,
George Carver this peanut butter
is not in the mall, cuz airborne allergens
is death from above like Air Force Falcons,
Rapscallion Headsnack,
Out to make Warren Buffet duckets with a muppet and a beard cap,
Fact, Yankee stadium bleachers
can sit two-feet tall meerkat creatures,
I need Tweaker lighted mini-speakers
to dance with my gravity-defying sneakers.

[Chorus]:
They have stuff and there is no reason why,
I feel the need that I just can't wait to buy,
Now every time I just can't wait to fly,
I'm going to the great big mall in the sky!

credits

from Secret Handshake, released October 5, 2018
Written and produced by Headsnack
DJ Sykopath on scratches

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