Do The Klutz

by Headsnack

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About me being spatially compromised and vertically challenged. Making fun of yourself is cool!

lyrics

I'm a klutz, i'm not a putz I'm a yutz
i kick shmucks like Lionel Hutz in the nuts
I'm a spiller, I'll turn around and bump your Miller
kill the vibe, vilified like Ben Stiller
I'm a spaz, a gawky awkward contrast
modest, unpolished & tarnished with a checkered past
Time to recap, I'm a klutz flicking butts
out the front window and into the back
catch a heart attack from the smoke in the rear view
going 80 on the Clearview, I'm burning holes in upholstery
Clean up aisle 9 in the grocery
That's my story, i'm a blunderer
a butcher, a fumbler
a bull in a china shop stumbler
butter finger half steppin' like Frank Drebin
unsuspecting, stand and bang my head in

Chorus:
Do the Klutz, Do the Klutz
This Is hotcakes & coconutz
hear my ear worms burrow
in your goose bumps
your goose bumps
pumped like puma pounce on a pond of ducks

Do the Klutz, Do the Klutz
This is hotcakes and coconuts
hear my ear worms burrow
in your goose bumps
your goose bumps
pumped like a puma pouncing on a pond of ducks

2nd verse:
On a flight with the first class upgrade
rocking free vodka til I'm slow on the uptake
hands spaz spilling drinks on a stranger's lap
Then I order another and take a nap.
(oh I'm sorry)
I'm clumsy, heavy footed lumbering
thundering, mongering, clodhopper pummeling
smooth talking until I'm knocking
over my glass, I'm overtly brash
remote control dropping,
watching it like a car crash smash
into comcast trash
walk into walls, bang myself in the balls
Burn myself and curse my self-worth

chorus:

Do the Klutz, Do the Klutz
This Is hotcakes & coconutz
hear my ear worms burrow
in your goose bumps
your goose bumps
pumped like puma pounce on a pond of ducks

Do the klutz, Do the Klutz
This is hotcakes and coconuts
hear my ear worms burrow
in your goose bumps
your goose bumps
pumped like a puma pouncing on a pond of ducks

credits

released November 16, 2016
Produced by Old Yist.
Written and mixed by Headsnack.

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Headsnack New York, New York

Hip Hop cyber-pirate from the future spraying intelligent songs that mock humanity while implanting infectious ear worms. Help spread this virus on your mobile devices & be sure to search YouTube for Headsnack! Like us @ Facebook.com/headsnack & follow @headsnack. ... more

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